Dinner With the Hearns

James: So, what was the wierdest thing you ate while you were in China? Ashley: Hmmm. Probably the duck blood. Daniel: Duck blood? Ashley: Yep. It was kind of like a JELL-O, but it was blood. James: And you ate it? Ashley: Mmmhmm. James: Well, what was good that you hadn't tried before? Ashley: I really liked the lotus root. It was kind of crunchy, like a carrot. James: Did you try anything that you really didn't like? Ashley: Yeah, I didn't like the donkey we had. James + Daniel: Donkey?! Ashley: Yup. You know how burrito means "little donkey"? Well, this was donkey. I didn't like it very much. Daniel: What did it taste like? James: It probably tasted like ass. *beat* The rest of the table erupts turns bright red and erupts into laughter.